We all used to be kids at some point, but child logic still remains largely a mystery. Even when we grow up and become parents ourselves. Imagine stuffing your backpack with "beautiful cube rocks" or bathing in paint containers after your parents spend $150.00 on a pool.
A subreddit r/KidsAreF***ingStupid offers a priceless collection of clueless little ones, both adorable and hilariously funny. “Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus Christ,” says the description of the group with a whopping 1.7 million members. All that you're gonna see below will make you wonder whether you too were like this, and the answer is most likely positive.
#1 Lemme Go Take A Quick Nap So I Can Understand You
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#2 My Son's Latest Attempt At “Hide And Seek”
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#3 My GF Teaches 1st Graders. Her School's "No Tag" Policy Is Working Great
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#4 I Love Him Tho
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#5 Kid Just Wanted To Be Sure
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#6 Was Asked To Grab A Screwdriver
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#7 Speaks For Itself
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#8 Kid Describes Colour To A Blind Person
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#9 Straight Out Of The Fantasy Book
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#10 It’s The Same Dog
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#11 Kids Are Bigbrain
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#12 Another After Another
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#13 He’ll Never Have Get It Back
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#14 One Time My Uncle Put A Wig On My Cousin's Head And Told Him It Was Permanent
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#15 150.00$ On A Pool For This Kid To Rather Be On A Paint Container
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#16 Close One, Kiddo
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#17 The Next Picasso
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#18 Phrasing
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#19 Dad Of The Year
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#20 2020 Vision
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#21 Incorrect
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#22 The Kid Decided She Doesn’t Like Squash Anymore. Big Fan Of Yellow Cucumbers Though
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#23 Kid Buys Farts From Amazon
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#24 Oh Dear
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#25 Found My Old Diary Entry From 2000
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#26 My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before
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#27 Deception: 100
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#28 The Other Team
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#29 Mashed Potatoes
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#30 They’re Identical, How Did Their Mom Notice?
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#31 Smashed It With A Hammer
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#32 Friend Thought His Dog Wouldn’t Like Him Anymore
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#33 While The World Is Fighting Over TP, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath
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#34 Ya Gotta Check
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#35 You Telling Me There's Someone Else In This House That Draws Like A 4-Year-Old?
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#36 It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed Smh
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#37 Oh No. Not The Tomato
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#38 Kid Thought He Was Sneaky
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#39 Words Can’t Explain Their Stupidity
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#40 Blaming On A Doggo. Heckin Bamboozled
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#41 Seems Like A Good Trade
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#42 I Believe I Can Lie
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#43 Legendary
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#44 My Daughter Just Turned 5 And Got A 5 Dollar Bill. She Wanted To Share Her 5 Dollars With Her Little Brother
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#45 Some Siblings Love
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#46 How Do You Lose A Cello?
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#47 I Was A Stupid Kid
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#48 "Bears Don't Live Here!"
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#49 My Girlfriend’s 10-Year-Old Sister Packed Her Backpack With “Beautiful Cube Rocks”, Which She Picked Because They Were So Unique
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#50 Sam By Day, Captain Ravioli By Night
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#51 They’re Pretty Wholesome At The Same Time
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#52 Solid Plan
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#53 Wholesome Stupidity
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#54 A Letter From My Daughter
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#55 They Were Arguing Over Who Got To Be My Foot Rest. So We Compromised And They Each Got One Foot
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#56 Just Like We Practiced
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#57 When Life Gives You Lemon Loaf, Call It Lemonade Cake
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#58 Worked A Treat
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#59 Reaction To Almost Getting Hit By A Car
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#60 I Mean, He’s Not Wrong
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#61 Great Idea, Poor Execution
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#62 The Things You Deal With As A Waiter
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#63 Child Sacrifice
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#64 If It Fits, It Goes In The Drain
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#65 He Didn't Do It
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#66 Joe Jonas Wished He Had A Chance
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#67 The Day My Sister Tried To Kill Me (Or So I Thought)
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#68 Why Are Kids So Damn Crazy
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#69 Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future
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#70 My Son After Trying To Get Back Down From Washing His Hands. Just Hanging There. Helpless
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#71 Mathematic Genius
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#72 Mystery Of The Wine Bottles
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#73 Plot Twist: He Lives At The School
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#74 My Little Sister Wondered Why Her Screen Didn't Work
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#75 “They Don’t Do That”
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#76 “But That Is My Real Age!”
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#77 Wait A Sec, There Are Real Bats?
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#78 Ah Yes, Youth
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#79 Donkeyyy
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#80 Parenting
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#81 Doesn't Expect To Get Kicked When Wearing A Shirt Saying “Kick Me” To School
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#82 This Is My 5-Year-Old Son's Art Project. He Whispered "They Look Like Boy Weiners"
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#83 Texts From The Babysitter Never Surprise Me Anymore
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#84 It Also Works With Sea Bears
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#85 That’s A Stellar Deal
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#86 Daughter Decided To Toast Her Crackers In The Heater And Not Tell Me About It For A Couple Of Years
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#87 My 4-Year-Old Son's Search History
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#88 Aah, The Young Mind Of A Young Child
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#89 Imagine That
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#90 Everyday Child Antics
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#91 6-Year-Old Me Was Very Worried
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#92 Ah, My Favorite Letter
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#93 I Love Playdoh
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#94 My Brother-In-Law Got This Email Today
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#95 Lmao
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#96 I'm An Adult And I'm Not Certain This Isn't True
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#97 What's The Dumbest Thing You Believed As A Kid
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#98 You Learn Something New Every Day
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#99 My Nephew’s Latest Artwork. Teacher Is Shook. Parents Are Shook. Horse Couldn’t Be More Proud
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#100 Well, It's Better Than Being Asked "Are We There Yet?"
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#101 Kids Are Special Beings
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#102 Now This Is A Commitment
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#103 Kid Kills His Fish
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#104 Famous Kids Are Also Stupid
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#105 The Wonders Of Childhood
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#106 Bird Is The Word
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#107 Play Along, Silly
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#108 Friend Went Though An Emo Phase. Meant To Say "Don't Label Me" But She Didn't Know How To Spell It
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#109 Me When I Was Like 6
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#110 My Little Brother Tried To Block The Lens
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#111 But She Ate It Anyway
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#112 Well Done
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#113 5-Year-Old Niece Wants A Bunny, So She Made This Trap On The Driveway
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#114 Someone Come Get This Kid
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#115 He Runs Full Blast Into Counters, Walls, People Like This But He's Laughing And Having A Grand Ol' Time
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#116 He's Crying Because He Bit His Own Arm
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#117 Snoop Dogg Approves
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#118 A Thrilling Turn Of Events
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#119 Kid Actually Thought She Was Going To Disney World For A Field Trip Without Parents
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#120 Son Brought A Stranger Into Our Beach House While We Were Sleeping
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#121 2-Year-Old Scared To Go Into The Room Because “Bad Yoda Was Watching Her”. Turns Out It’s Just The Backside Of This Powerpuff Girl Toy
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#122 Floating. It's Called Floating
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#123 The Tape That Had My Mom’s First Ultrasound Of Me, Until I Taped Reruns Of The Simpsons Over It When I Was 7
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#124 That Bath Mat Came Out Of Nowhere
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#125 My Poor Mom
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#126 But Is It?
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#127 An Interesting Title
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#128 Power Move
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#129 Where’s The Money At?
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#130 Like When You Can't Find Your Glasses And There On Your Head
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#131 A Perfect Betrayal
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#132 I Felt Inferior
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#133 Coffee The Destroyer Of The Young
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#134 I'm Sure No One Will Know Who's Son He Is
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#135 Just Came Across This On My News Feed, Thought It Might Fit Here
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#136 Took Me Years To Realize
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#137 So My Kid Asked Me, "Why Is That Lady So Small?"
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#138 Toddlers Are Goldmines For Silly Situations
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#139 This Is A Trick That Only Works Once
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#140 Not Anymore
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#141 I Would’ve Gone
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#142 Solid Question
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#143 Misguided Altruism
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#144 Kids Are Just
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#145 My Pre-K Rebellious Phase
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